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Terminator Genisys

Geoff and Dustin Get Terminated: Terminator Genisys Review

On Thursday, July 9 2015, Geoffrey Jewell and Dustin Packwood went to a movie theater in order to see Terminator Genisys… Please hold. It still takes us a few moments to process the stupid fucking spelling of that word… Alright, where were we? Oh yes. Our intrepid correspondents viewed the Terminator Genisys, a movie so …

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New Suicide Squad and Dawn of Justice Trailers Drop

DC and Warner Brothers have finally decided to put themselves into the Hollywood game with their own films set to compete with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They did so by walking directly into San Diego Comic-Con 2015 this past weekend, looking around for the Marvel panel, and proceeding by slamming their dicks on the table …

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Hannibal Canceled: Can The Series Be Picked Up?

NBC has canceled Hannibal. The series will not renew after season 3. The intensely graphic but critically acclaimed adaptation of Thomas Harris’s Hannibal Lecter series has simply not garnered the ratings necessary to keep it on a national network on prime time. Despite the series’s cult following and previously stated critical accolades, the series will …

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The Park is Open: Jurassic World Review

***SPOILER WARNING – THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS WORDS*** Much like the genetic scientists who attempted to recreate dinosaurs on screen, several filmmakers (including Spielberg himself) have been attempting to recreate the magic of Jurassic Park but have been unable to find the right DNA strands since the film’s debut in 1993. The first sequel, 1997’s …

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Netflix Is Amazing

Recently, I was gifted a Netflix account from my good friends, Goat and Alicia for Christmas. I have frequently been enjoying the fruits of this amazing gift. Seriously, I didn’t know that I would LOVE Netflix this much. I mean, I knew I would love it, but I’m seriously addicted. For cereal. So far, on …

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