Before I get into the meat of this article, I would like to establish some credentials. The only things that play on my TV are live sporting events, ESPN, Fox Sports, Netflix and HBO. The only websites bookmarked on my phone are Youtube, ESPN, Deadspin, Bleacher Report and Grantland. I have the ESPN radio app …
On Thursday, July 9 2015, Geoffrey Jewell and Dustin Packwood went to a movie theater in order to see Terminator Genisys… Please hold. It still takes us a few moments to process the stupid fucking spelling of that word… Alright, where were we? Oh yes. Our intrepid correspondents viewed the Terminator Genisys, a movie so …
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DC and Warner Brothers have finally decided to put themselves into the Hollywood game with their own films set to compete with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They did so by walking directly into San Diego Comic-Con 2015 this past weekend, looking around for the Marvel panel, and proceeding by slamming their dicks on the table …
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As Mr. Packwood recently pointed out in his The Price of Nostalgia, execs in Hollywood are looking to resurrect older money making franchises to squeeze them dry like they are the last cows at a milkshake factory. The results of these franchise revivals have been inconsistent, to say the least, with some new entries being …
NBC has canceled Hannibal. The series will not renew after season 3. The intensely graphic but critically acclaimed adaptation of Thomas Harris’s Hannibal Lecter series has simply not garnered the ratings necessary to keep it on a national network on prime time. Despite the series’s cult following and previously stated critical accolades, the series will …
Today, Marvel Studios and Sony announced the end of their search for a new Spider-Man for the character’s Marvel Cinematic Universe debut. Earlier this year, a deal was struck between Marvel and Sony to bring the web-head into the well established MCU as well as create a brand new series of solo adventures for Spidey. …
Sequels, remakes, and reboots have been the trend in Hollywood for the last decade since the success of Batman Begins in 2005. With Begins, Chris Nolan and co showed that you can successfully restart a popular character without having to rely upon the established continuity of the previous entries in the series. And audiences have …
***SPOILER WARNING – THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS WORDS*** Much like the genetic scientists who attempted to recreate dinosaurs on screen, several filmmakers (including Spielberg himself) have been attempting to recreate the magic of Jurassic Park but have been unable to find the right DNA strands since the film’s debut in 1993. The first sequel, 1997’s …
As of yesterday, there’s been a ton of scuttlebutt around the internet about a new Mortal Kombat video that’s been making the ‘rounds. Starting on Kotaku, who broke the video, and then making its way to the YouTube, this ten minute video displays a gritty, violent, and realistic (kinda) take on Mortal Kombat and people have …
Recently, I was gifted a Netflix account from my good friends, Goat and Alicia for Christmas. I have frequently been enjoying the fruits of this amazing gift. Seriously, I didn’t know that I would LOVE Netflix this much. I mean, I knew I would love it, but I’m seriously addicted. For cereal. So far, on …