I’m an Arizona native born to a family of East Coasters. I am a husband to an amazing woman, a father to 3 fur babies, and such a geek that it would make you blush. Because, you know… that’s embarrassing and you’ll probably be embarrassed for me.

I have many passions, am gainfully employed, and am really good at writing bullet-point lists of things that I’m interested in! Here’s an example:

• Spending time with my wife
• Movies
• Music
• Collecting toys
• Playing Video Games
• Browsing Imgur for reaction .gif images
• Arguing the pronunciation of .gif
• Many other various activities

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Posts

• The Return of Verbstomp
• Shin Godzilla (Godzilla Resurgence) Review
• Godzilla Resurgence (Toho 2016) Trailer Review
• F*ck Your Spoilers
• Fallout 4’s Metacritic Reviews are Absurd
• That’s Deep: The Characters of Rick and Morty
• How to Effectively Use Your Car Horn
• Why Superhero Television is Dominating My Screen Time
• Back to the Future day at Universal Studios
• Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Review
• Verbstomp’s Definitive Quarterback Rankings
• Is Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Coming Back?
• Ronda Rousey and The Most Dominant Athletes of My Lifetime
• The New Deadpool Trailer!
• What Happened To Music?
• The People vs. Tom Brady vs. Roger Goodell
• Pixels Non-Review: Adam Sandler is the Turd That Won’t Flush
• Fallout Anthology Announced by Bethesda
• geeeoff.com is now VerbStomp.com
• Defining a Hero: Batman v Superman
• The Case Against Pre-Orders and DLC
• Loot Crate Review – July 2015
• Be the Batman: Arkham Knight Review
• Godzilla PS4 Review
• Godzilla strikes US soil again! Review to come!
• They See Me Ballin’, They Hatin’
• The Konami, Kojima Conundrum
• Geoff and Dustin Get Terminated: Terminator Genisys Review
• New Suicide Squad and Dawn of Justice Trailers Drop
• Ghostbusters Reboot: Yay or Nay?
• Say “Hello” to Your Newest Contributor
• The Price of Nostalgia
• The Year That Video Games Made a Change
• And We Will Call It… This Place…
• BOOM! Studios to License Power Rangers Series
• Love Will Live In Infamy
• UPDATE ALERT – Arkham Knight: Review/Brooding in Progress
• Affiliate Alert: The ManCave Broadcast
• Hannibal Canceled: Can The Series Be Picked Up?
• Marvel’s New Spider-Men
• Die Historic: Mad Max Fury Road Review
• The Park is Open: Jurassic World Review
• Backwards Compatibility Coming to XBOX ONE
• All The Pictures
• Beta Testing Gears of War: Ultimate Edition
• Making Some Updates
• Spiral Out… Keep Growing
• Street Fighter III: Third Strike Online- The Return of Gill/The End of Your Dignity
• Throw Back- In Honor Of Their Return…
• Gold Cobra, Platinum Record
• My Saturday With an Old Codger…
• Oh… Hai
• Also This…
• I Swear I’m Not Dead…
• foREVer a Nightmare
• Stuff Like This = Amazingsaucerytabernacle
• Starting Over: Mortal Kombat
• Mortal Kombat: Rebooted?
• The Man With The Golden Nunchuk
• Does Backbreaker in fact ‘Break Backs?’
• 10 Things I Learned From Robocop…
• New Segment: That’s Racist!
• Tale Of A Fucked Up Gamer (Or, Why I Chose To Hate Myself And Try To 100% Assassin’s Creed 2- Part 1)
• Year in Review: Best Family Games of 2009
• On Saturdays, We Suit Up- Like A Boss
• How To Ruin Friendships: New Super Mario Bros. Wii
• 10 Things I Learned From…
• Netflix Is Amazing
• What I Need This Weekend…
• Comment on this! Working on New Years Eve…
• Well, I Owe My Great Hair To…
• A7X ALL DAY
• You’ll Never See Me Again
• RIP: Jimmy Owen Sullivan (1981-2009)
• I Know What You Need…
• Welcome back, Cameron! Avatar is epic!
• Movie Review: Terminator Salvation
• BAJA BLAST: Great Beverage, or Greatest Beverage?
• MMA/UFC
• Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (single player)
• Eagles/Cowboys
• So, Alicia Introduced Me To Keyboard Cat, and I lol’d
• Getting Reaquainted
• Mostly For Teh Lulz, Mostly