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Writing from the amazing mind of Dustin! Maybe daily. Maybe weekly. Maybe fuck yourself.

Fallout 4’s Metacritic Reviews are Absurd

[Author’s note: This article contains spoilers. They come up about halfway through the article, but they’re there. This is all stuff that happens in the first 15 hours of the game, but if you want a completely clean experience, come back later.] This little game called Fallout 4 – perhaps you’ve heard of it? – …

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Verbstomp’s Definitive Quarterback Rankings

Football, motherfuckers! Don’t believe the Christmas propaganda, because this is truly the most wonderful time of the year. We have already seen the first week of preseason games and fantasy leagues are opening their doors for business. In a few short weeks, teams will start playing for keeps. Until then, most fans (except for people …

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Ronda Rousey and The Most Dominant Athletes of My Lifetime

Just under a week ago at UFC 190, Women’s Bantamweight Champion “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey defeated Bethe Correia. In 34 seconds, or about the time it’s taken you to read up to this point in the article. The fight was a stolen wallet away from being a full blown mugging. Correia went into the fight running …

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The People vs. Tom Brady vs. Roger Goodell

On January 18, 2015 (over six months ago!), the New England Patriots won the AFC Championship game, thereby earning the right to play in the Super Bowl. Immediately after the game, whispers began that the Patriots were using under-inflated footballs – for those unfamiliar with the game, this makes them easier to throw and catch, …

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Pixels Non-Review: Adam Sandler is the Turd That Won’t Flush

At this point, we need another Adam Sandler stink bomb as much as we need a morality lecture from Bill Cosby. I mean, hey bro, keep cashing those checks I guess. Sandler doesn’t owe anybody a single thing; he should do whatever it takes to make a living and provide for himself and his family. …

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VerbStomp

geeeoff.com is now VerbStomp.com

We’ve changed our name to Verb Stomp! You can now find us at verbstomp.com! Why the change? Thank you to all of you who have been following along and reading our posts here at geeeoff.com. When I started geeeoff.com, I wanted it to be for me and my own personal writing – a place to …

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Terminator Genisys

Geoff and Dustin Get Terminated: Terminator Genisys Review

On Thursday, July 9 2015, Geoffrey Jewell and Dustin Packwood went to a movie theater in order to see Terminator Genisys… Please hold. It still takes us a few moments to process the stupid fucking spelling of that word… Alright, where were we? Oh yes. Our intrepid correspondents viewed the Terminator Genisys, a movie so …

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