Dustin Packwood

Do you love video games? Like, did you grow up on Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo? Have you owned every system that's been released? Do you pre-order games and subscribe to magazines (even though all of the content can be found for free online because there's still something nostalgic and romantic about turning pages)? Do you love comic books? Does the recent explosion of comic book movies fill you with glee? Do you love sports - specifically football? Do you have a website that you bookmarked that counts down the minutes until opening kickoff? Have you done in depth draft analysis of your team for the last 15 years to determine every way in which they squandered the Peyton Manning era and are currently about to repeat the same mistakes with Andrew Luck? If you answered yes to any of these questions, we probably can have a really amazing conversation.

Fallout 4’s Metacritic Reviews are Absurd

[Author’s note: This article contains spoilers. They come up about halfway through the article, but they’re there. This is all stuff that happens in the first 15 hours of the game, but if you want a completely clean experience, come back later.] This little game called Fallout 4 – perhaps you’ve heard of it? – …

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Verbstomp’s Definitive Quarterback Rankings

Football, motherfuckers! Don’t believe the Christmas propaganda, because this is truly the most wonderful time of the year. We have already seen the first week of preseason games and fantasy leagues are opening their doors for business. In a few short weeks, teams will start playing for keeps. Until then, most fans (except for people …

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Ronda Rousey and The Most Dominant Athletes of My Lifetime

Just under a week ago at UFC 190, Women’s Bantamweight Champion “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey defeated Bethe Correia. In 34 seconds, or about the time it’s taken you to read up to this point in the article. The fight was a stolen wallet away from being a full blown mugging. Correia went into the fight running …

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The People vs. Tom Brady vs. Roger Goodell

On January 18, 2015 (over six months ago!), the New England Patriots won the AFC Championship game, thereby earning the right to play in the Super Bowl. Immediately after the game, whispers began that the Patriots were using under-inflated footballs – for those unfamiliar with the game, this makes them easier to throw and catch, …

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Pixels Non-Review: Adam Sandler is the Turd That Won’t Flush

At this point, we need another Adam Sandler stink bomb as much as we need a morality lecture from Bill Cosby. I mean, hey bro, keep cashing those checks I guess. Sandler doesn’t owe anybody a single thing; he should do whatever it takes to make a living and provide for himself and his family. …

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