Movies

Shin Godzilla (Godzilla Resurgence) Review

Over the weekend I had the…”pleasure”…of getting to see one of the very limited screenings of Shin Godzilla (Godzilla Resurgenge) at a small local theatre called FilmBar.  It was a perfect venue for viewing a movie like this.  Shin Godzilla was made by Toho, the company that made all the original Godzilla films.  The theatre …

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The New Deadpool Trailer!

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKWUTwSYAs] From 20th Century Fox: Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, …

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Terminator Genisys

Geoff and Dustin Get Terminated: Terminator Genisys Review

On Thursday, July 9 2015, Geoffrey Jewell and Dustin Packwood went to a movie theater in order to see Terminator Genisys… Please hold. It still takes us a few moments to process the stupid fucking spelling of that word… Alright, where were we? Oh yes. Our intrepid correspondents viewed the Terminator Genisys, a movie so …

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New Suicide Squad and Dawn of Justice Trailers Drop

DC and Warner Brothers have finally decided to put themselves into the Hollywood game with their own films set to compete with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They did so by walking directly into San Diego Comic-Con 2015 this past weekend, looking around for the Marvel panel, and proceeding by slamming their dicks on the table …

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The Park is Open: Jurassic World Review

***SPOILER WARNING – THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS WORDS*** Much like the genetic scientists who attempted to recreate dinosaurs on screen, several filmmakers (including Spielberg himself) have been attempting to recreate the magic of Jurassic Park but have been unable to find the right DNA strands since the film’s debut in 1993. The first sequel, 1997’s …

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