For those of you who actually read this thing… I’m here, I swear. I’m just not around as much anymore. But fear not, my friends and foes, I shall return. I have no reason not to be putting my thoughts down here, as I have so many that occasionally need to be shared, but I […]
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Definitely hard to move on after death. It would be hard for even the coldest bastard on Earth to not acknowledge the loss of a friend, and some would even argue that grieving is not only healthy but essential. Imagine if you worked with the same people, lived, partied, existed with the same people as
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There are reasons why nerds still exist. When was the last time you were able to walk down the street wearing your fanny pack, or your parachute pants, or your Jerry Curl and still be cool? You can’t. And that’s why nerds still exist.
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Dark clouds foreshadow rain. Similarly, the new Mortal Kombat live action video that made its way onto the web seemed to foreshadow a coming storm of new media for the almost forgotten franchise. Timing couldn’t have been better, in all honesty; just around the corner was E3, the place where video games can be
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As of yesterday, there’s been a ton of scuttlebutt around the internet about a new Mortal Kombat video that’s been making the ‘rounds. Starting on Kotaku, who broke the video, and then making its way to the YouTube, this ten minute video displays a gritty, violent, and realistic (kinda) take on Mortal Kombat and people have
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Rumors afloat around the interwebz insist that Activision will announce a remake of Goldeneye 007, the classic N64 title, for the Nintendo Wii. While the game has been all but confirmed, the resulting outcome may not be what everyone thinks it will be. So, let’s do what any good website would do: speculate horribly on
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As cheesy as it may seem and as lame as the title is, I love Robocop. It’s one of the most violent, foul movies ever created. In most respects, it’s not a masterpiece. What makes it good is how dynamic it is. If taken seriously, it can be looked at as a dark comedy/sci-fi/action film;
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I spent a majority of last night not sleeping before finally dozing off for about two hours. My two hours were shaken when I woke up to the sudden need to rocket Yoohoo into my toilet. Lovely image, I know… wish you guys were there. Normally, I would have went right back to bed, but
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I have this sort of love/hate thing with video games. I’ve been playing video games since I was about 3 years old which is right around when we first got our NES. Now, I’m 25 going on 26 and still have the same problem that I had when I was 3 and I just started
Starting out, video games definitely had potential to provide entertainment for individuals of all ages. Games like Pong, Pac Man, and Space Invaders could appeal to just about anyone. Over time, video games have come to grow and mature with their audience and now, not all games are for everyone. Since games like Doom, and
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