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Terminator Genisys

Geoff and Dustin Get Terminated: Terminator Genisys Review

On Thursday, July 9 2015, Geoffrey Jewell and Dustin Packwood went to a movie theater in order to see Terminator Genisys… Please hold. It still takes us a few moments to process the stupid fucking spelling of that word… Alright, where were we? Oh yes. Our intrepid correspondents viewed the Terminator Genisys, a movie so …

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The Park is Open: Jurassic World Review

***SPOILER WARNING – THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS WORDS*** Much like the genetic scientists who attempted to recreate dinosaurs on screen, several filmmakers (including Spielberg himself) have been attempting to recreate the magic of Jurassic Park but have been unable to find the right DNA strands since the film’s debut in 1993. The first sequel, 1997’s …

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